Scenario Dating

The Sand

He disappears all day and then, like clockwork, you get a “wyd” or “you up?” text at 11-something PM.

You’re not trying to be anyone’s late-night convenience, but you also don’t want to send a whole manifesto.

The Pearl (Ready-to-Use Scripts)

Option 1 — Polite, Clear

Good for: you’re open to giving it one more chance with a boundary.

“Hey, I’m not really into late-night-only texting. If you want to talk, hit me earlier in the day.”

Option 2 — Playful, Firm

Good for: you want to make the point without killing the vibe.

“Ah yes, the 11 pm ‘wyd’ special. I’m retired from that shift now, but daytime me is available if you actually want to talk.”

Option 3 — Savage, If You’re Done

Good for: you’re tired of the pattern and ready to tap out.

“I’m not interested in being your late-night backup plan. If you want something real, act like it. If not, good luck.”

When to Use These

Pearl Check (What This Protects)